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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1989
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

#929724
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72909) - you deserved it (12661)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

#924153
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139388) - you deserved it (7284)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

#923154
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134864) - you deserved it (7702)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML

#921168
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66592) - you deserved it (12434)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:44am - kids - by cxcrktkt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

#921004
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20633) - you deserved it (92828)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

#919205
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45697) - you deserved it (5366)

On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52066) - you deserved it (258646)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78061) - you deserved it (301240)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (2264)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)



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