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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1927
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months askd me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finishd explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline an I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

#929724
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70210) - you deserved it (12085)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , fir Easter , mah brother and sister both got $200 gifts from mah parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. mega FML

#924153
168 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I walkd in on mah boyfriend of 5 yeres getting intimate with mah best friend . When they saw me they immediately stoppd an said nothing . After about 5 second of silence mah boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago . FML

#923154
182 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... mah ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol r alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic fir drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school an they tried to have an intervention. They pray fir me every day. FML

#921168
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On 04/12/2009 at 12:44am - kids - by cxcrktkt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service 4 Passover), mah mom servd matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options 4 me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shoutd, "I like really big balls!" in front of mah entire family. FML

#921004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19249) - you deserved it (89873)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I GOT A HARCUT FOR THE FRST TIME IN ALMOST A YEAR. I THOUGHT IT LOOKED REALLY NICE AND MADE ME LOOK GOOD. ON MY WAY TO CVS, I RAN INTO ONE OF MY FRIENDS. HE EXAMINED ME AND SAID, "YOU LOOK... LIKE A CRACK WHORE." FML

#919205
49 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

#168595
20 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT BOYFRIEND'S MOM TRIED TO BRIBE IM WIT AN IPONE TO DUMP ME. HE ACCEPTED. FML

#1705
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30655) - you deserved it (2082)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)



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