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Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25960) - you deserved it (8422)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you deserved it (3419)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)



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