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Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML


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Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML


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