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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 October 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LegalLoitering : I'm bored out of my mind, so I made an FML account. It didn't help much, but oh well. There ya go. Quit reading.

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Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML


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