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Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
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I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (2861)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

#21249351
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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37657) - you deserved it (17614)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)



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