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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45783) - you deserved it (15190)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43227) - you deserved it (6449)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
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I agree, your life sucks (43227) - you deserved it (6449)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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