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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 615
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LeeB : I am a drummer, I play all sorts but mostly Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day and Arctic Monkeys. My favourite bands are the ones I mentioned above^ I am very outgoing, and love making new friends :) I LOVE VIDEO GAMES! I play BF3 & BF4, Call of Duty (All of them), Minecraft, and I am on. Xbox :) My gamertag is xBloodStone, add ne if you wish :D

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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LeeB's favorite FMLs

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML


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On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45954) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43780) - you deserved it (10048)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61500) - you deserved it (13187)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by fuckMYlife94321 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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