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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (19 years)
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About Lebeaugars95 : Canadien. 🍁
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Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27758) - you deserved it (5535)

On 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I offered "Girls Gone Wild" as an example of bad TV in my lecture thinking it was a reality TV show. It's porn. FML

Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any possibility of me being pregnant. I hardly contained my snort, before responding, "No, you have to have sex for that." I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it's true or her laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36054) - you deserved it (4866)

On 10/10/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by bluevix (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML


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On 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by mislead - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML


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On 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by KayEffEh (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 10:32am - misc - by uppiskalle - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I watched with mild confusion as a piece of paper tucked underneath my windshield wiper flapped around on the highway. What could it be? Surely not a parking ticket. Powerless, I watched it fly away. It must have been the insurance information for the person who swiped the back of my car. FML

Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30 foot wide entrance, but not the two foot wide tree. FML


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On 09/10/2014 at 4:15pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML

Today, a middle-aged customer tried to pay for a $2 ice cream bar with a credit card. It was declined, so he made me swipe it again. Declined. "Quit touching the metal strip," he scowled. I held the outer edge of it and swiped. Declined. He then bitched me out as his mother paid for him. FML

Today, I looked at a girl's profile on a dating website, and it told her I'd visited it. Later on, she sent me a message. It said: "Don't even think about it." FML


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On 09/06/2014 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it was report card day at swimming lessons. Because it was the last day, a little girl brought me flowers. She was the only kid in that class who didn't pass. FML


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On 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm - work - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML


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On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

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