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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3507
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lebeaugars95 : 6ix 🍁

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yesterday because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack... I had a panic attack. Then... the panic attack causd me to have a real asthma attack. fat FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (3577)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH FIANCÉ AND I WERE HAVING SEX. IN THE MIDDLE OF IT HE SAID, "I WANT US TO BE COVALENT BONDS". I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WAT HE MEANT, AND HE ACTUALLY STOPPED TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. FML

#21346746
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25644) - you deserved it (6814)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting a harcut. During the harcut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

Today, I textd my boyfriend a few drty messages at lunch time and told him how looool badly I wantd him home. He textd back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I ned a drink. FML

#21340989
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32875) - you deserved it (5010)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by fun in functioning, I suppose - United States (Mississippi)

TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

#21340885
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (3411)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream lyk a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

#21339686
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38249) - you deserved it (3298)

On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his grlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him . Turned out they were having really rough sex . FML

Today... I heard my mother say... "I feel bad 4 any girl that marrie him because he's... what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me.

#21300656
68 comments

Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML

#21299949
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35081) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

today I get to add spaghetti sauce to mah rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

#21299049
101 comments

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On 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm - health - by gspotter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

today while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to mah shrt . As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched . FML

#21298452
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43218) - you deserved it (3408)

On 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY I THOUGHT I FELT MAH CELLPHONE VIBRATING. TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST MAH GIRLFRIEND LETTING OUT A VICIOUS FART AGAINST MAH LEG. FML

#21296102
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36097) - you deserved it (5367)

On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, mah neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake!! FML

#21291542
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (4708)

On 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

today I walked in on mah little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing mah hamster. mega FML

#21287735
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (3418)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom



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