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  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22514) - you deserved it (2890)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

#19599121
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24251) - you deserved it (1697)

On 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by roomingwithevil - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

#19243126
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21866) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:45pm - misc - by babymine - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

#19187002
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8242) - you deserved it (24469)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
112 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

#18321705
151 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm - health - by thunderthighs644 (woman) -

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
150 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (14196)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62165) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30935) - you deserved it (5237)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
138 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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105 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 12:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25444) - you deserved it (7134)

On 05/23/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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