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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Leadamp : Hello. I am from Ireland. I play guitar and have been for 5 years. My favourite song to play is Imagine by John Lennon. I love playing the XBOX 360.

I want to be a psychiatrist when I leave school and I would love to have a VW van, the old sixties hippie ones not the seventies and eighties ones that are really boxy.

I love reading. My favourite book is either 1984 by George Orwell or Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck.

Please feel free to message me and I'll get back as soon as possible.

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Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19435) - you deserved it (4732)

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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML


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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36188) - you deserved it (3379)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (46763)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14061) - you deserved it (26531)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML


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On 09/04/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by brownieswillneverbethesame (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31002) - you deserved it (8267)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

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