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by BMTH2296 / 03/21/2014 at 7:42pm / United States / Geek
Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML
by cat whisperer / 03/20/2014 at 12:31am / United States / Animals
by Anonytard / 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/24/2014 at 11:52am / United Kingdom (Dudley) / Love
Today, I'm eight months pregnant with my second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch my belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack my belly. It's going to be a long eighteen years. FML
by clrichmond2009 / 02/19/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
by molliciousj / 02/19/2014 at 12:09am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by vegas-81 / 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm / France / Intimacy
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
by anonymous / 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm / United States / Health
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
by Pooper scooper / 01/28/2014 at 3:22am / Guam / Animals
by mac / 01/27/2014 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by MarBlu / 01/23/2014 at 7:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sickmom / 01/21/2014 at 6:07am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…