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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today , I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday , I went to a strip club , by myself , in GTA V. real FML

#21092916
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42105) - you deserved it (7767)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:42pm - misc - by BMTH2296 (man) - United States

TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

#21091449
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43502) - you deserved it (9421)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52578) - you deserved it (13404)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom told me all about ow I was concieved in a Disney Land toilet. looool FML

#21070288
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42721) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/24/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today... I'm eight months pregnant with second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack belly. It's going to be a long eighteen yeres. FML

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

TODAY TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT I BOUGHT MAH DAUGHTER A PACK OF CONDOMS IN CASE SHE EVER DECIDED TO HAVE SEX . SHE TURNED THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS AND WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES . FML

#21059009
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31669) - you deserved it (47846)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today... I cummed home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me... saying mah sperm were drunk an would raise hell in her uterus. FML

#21055858
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45213) - you deserved it (14731) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by vegas-81 - France

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bled so I pluggd it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fre as well. FML

#21050725
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35966) - you deserved it (40495)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

#21045407
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41649) - you deserved it (4534)

On 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

today I realized that mah dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog... an I have a Master's degree. FML

#21042693
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41102) - you deserved it (5259)

On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

Today, my roommata showd ma a vidao of a cockroach crawling all ovar my faca whila I was aslaap in tha lounga. FML

#21041659
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47362) - you deserved it (3971)

On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (12535)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came ome from te army an explaind to ma family ow toug it was tere . Ten, as I was walking away, I stubbd ma toe on te couc, fell an crid . FML

#21036979
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43365) - you deserved it (14921)

On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today I have the flu . I woke up to my son leaning over me inches from my face breathing in deeply . Apparently he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school . He's 15 . FML

#21034785
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47869) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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