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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 736
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Le_Doctor : Looking for love, yes it me. I can prove. Hit me up

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Le_Doctor's favorite FMLs

Today, I was excited to receive a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43372) - you deserved it (3124)

On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44615) - you deserved it (9689)

On 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by facefuckedguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML


I agree, your life sucks (46784) - you deserved it (11363)

On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41746) - you deserved it (5730)

On 04/11/2014 at 9:48am - misc - by brodinn (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38193) - you deserved it (3816)

On 04/04/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by kaheera4 (woman) - United States

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my "vegan" housemate eating a turkey sandwich. This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do after he noticed me was drop the sandwich and claim he'd been sleepwalking. FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by fuck you with a bacon cock (man) - United Kingdom (Moray)

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42200) - you deserved it (12417)

On 03/10/2014 at 2:43pm - misc - by lovehaterelationship (woman) - Austria (Steiermark)

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