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Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41924) - you deserved it (14833)

On 06/06/2009 at 2:48am - health - by XLhottie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

#1408593 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (10703) - you deserved it (38664)

On 04/27/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Radgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend and when his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and i thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away I hear her say "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better". FML

#675536 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (63050) - you deserved it (2710)

On 03/29/2009 at 2:40am - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother told me that my father once told her that he was glad she wasn't a red head. He wouldn't have married her if she was because he hates red heads. I am his red-headed daughter. FML

#67435 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (35318) - you deserved it (1754)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by Nikkalicious16 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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