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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4499
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lct1196 : Hi guys,
There isn't really very much to me. I like to play sports (especially tennis), lots of video games, and I enjoy a lot of the tv shows that everyone else on this site likes. I just spent a year in Chile, and now Im studying to be a software and electrical engineer. I'm pretty friendly, so feel free to message me.

PS- I totally rock my poncho

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Lct1196's favorite FMLs

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45446) - you deserved it (11795)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60510) - you deserved it (13790)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (5354)

On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74434) - you deserved it (9828)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Soundofaboner - United States

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24326) - you deserved it (45073)

On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55174) - you deserved it (6041)

On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46797) - you deserved it (4670)

On 04/05/2013 at 2:51pm - health - by what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god (man) - Singapore

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24302) - you deserved it (48417)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26256) - you deserved it (2649)

On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37226) - you deserved it (4043)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29256) - you deserved it (2108)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38864) - you deserved it (5172)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39815) - you deserved it (11520) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31590) - you deserved it (6352)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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