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I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
198 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I finally figured out why mah mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra 4 ( humiliating ) him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

#17444055
149 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally figured out why mah mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra 4 ( humiliating ) him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

#17444055
149 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I informd ma family of ma plans to divorce ma wife after catcing er ceating on me twice. Tey bitcd me out cuz I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally witout er support. I'm a doctor. Se's been unemployd for 2 straigt years. FML

#17444027
148 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)

Today , after coming back from deployment , I found a homeless guy had broken into mah house and made it his home 4 the last 5 months. FML

#17443433
168 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I was supposed to catc a ride wit a friend and go to Warped Tour wit er. Se called at te last minute to say se was sick, so I told er we didn't ave to go. I just got a text saying se just got pictures and autograps wit te band I especially wanted to see. FML

#17442115
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On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I CHECKED INTO A HOTEL CUZ MY BOSS HAD ASSIGNED ME TO A NEW POSITION!! AS SOON AS THE RECEPTION LADY LOOKED UP, SHE HAD ME KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL!! APPARENTLY, ONE OF THE REGULATIONS IS, "NO PROSTITUTES ALLOWED." I WAS WEARING A BUSINESS SUIT!! FML

#17440698
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On 08/11/2011 at 1:58pm - work - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

TODAY , NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEGGD , MAH FRIEND WHO'D LOCKD HIMSELF AWAY WITH MAH IPHONE WOULDN'T STOP TAKING PICS OF HIS PENIS AND FORWARDING THEM TO MAH BOSS. FML

#17438897
298 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late 4 work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

#17438082
140 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 4:45am - kids - by IRum (man) - Russian Federation

Today I bought a $300 gym membership that gives me acces to the company's non-premium gyms. The non-premium gyms r all closed due to construction because they're bieng turned into premium gyms. big fat FML

#17437930
125 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 4:17am - money - by juanjohnfml - United States (California)

Today , since I'm too asamed to go buy a proper sex toy , I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead!! FML

#17436824
401 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, My Boyfriend Got A Job At A Trendy Clothing Store In The Mall . Trying To Be Supportive, I Went To Visit Him And Tried Something On . I Got Stuck In The Jeans And Had To Call My Boyfriend, Who Sent The Manager To Pull The Jeans Off Me . FML

#16659008
98 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by mimabee - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I AD TO BLOW UP AN AIR MATTRESS USING ONLY MA LUNGS. AFTER NEARLY PASSING OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN, I REALIZED TERE WAS A OLE IN IT. REAL FML

#16454876
76 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML

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247 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Mother, Mah Aunt, And Mah Two Sister Are All On There Periods. I Can't Even Brush Mah Teeth In Mah Own House Without Being Treatd Like A Criminal. Fat FML

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197 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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