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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Lavelle1313 : Hey!! I'm Jesse. I play guitar and practice over 6 martial arts. Message me if you want to know anything else!

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Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML


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On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML


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On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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