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I think my own jokes are funny but I don't expect anyone else to laugh at them. :)
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Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by tryingtobepretty101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Travolta - United Kingdom
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 3:54am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 2:05am - work - by - Moved Across the Country (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 2:05am - work - by - Moved Across the Country (man) - United States (California)
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:41am - love - by ashlyn - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was peeing, and I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside I got a new look. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by en3rg1zer21 - United States (Wisconsin)
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