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Fml is for laughs and boredom.
I'm different. Everyone is different. Doesn't that make us all the same?
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Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33497) - you deserved it (6197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40902) - you deserved it (5117)

On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43428) - you deserved it (3142)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39716) - you deserved it (8056)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35316) - you deserved it (2521)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48270) - you deserved it (7280)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33124) - you deserved it (5318)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35403) - you deserved it (4538)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24934) - you deserved it (7801)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28944) - you deserved it (3551)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27072) - you deserved it (5798)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32979) - you deserved it (4219)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32507) - you deserved it (4974)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:24am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML


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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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