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Laurenlou

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  • Number of visits : 4351
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Laurenlou : Enjoy these random facts about me:
Music is very important to me.
Fml is for laughs and boredom.
I'm different. Everyone is different. Doesn't that make us all the same?
I'm Christian and I am a "Jesus freak."
I'm such a bookworm. I mostly read Christian fiction, science fiction, and distopian society fiction.
I do not have a favorite color but I hate pink and yellow.
Star Trek is absolutely my favorite show.

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Laurenlou's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

#17994746
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37345) - you deserved it (4785)

On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39596) - you deserved it (2855)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35949) - you deserved it (7540)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (2232)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

#17908594
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44769) - you deserved it (6830)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29293) - you deserved it (4908)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31733) - you deserved it (4180)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

#17878536
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21525) - you deserved it (7351)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

#17867072
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25382) - you deserved it (3221)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

#17836225
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23484) - you deserved it (5350)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30096) - you deserved it (3925)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17786213
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29495) - you deserved it (4664)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:24am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36251) - you deserved it (23324)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35140) - you deserved it (2426)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)



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