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About Laurenlou : Enjoy these random facts about me:
Music is very important to me.
Fml is for laughs and boredom.
I'm different. Everyone is different. Doesn't that make us all the same?
I'm Christian and I am a "Jesus freak."
I'm such a bookworm. I mostly read Christian fiction, science fiction, and distopian society fiction.
I do not have a favorite color but I hate pink and yellow.
Star Trek is absolutely my favorite show.

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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

#18954605
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23265) - you deserved it (9167)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

#18954605
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23265) - you deserved it (9167)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

#18916870
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19614) - you deserved it (6097)

On 01/26/2012 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

#18911929
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24389) - you deserved it (5412)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (6955)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (6955)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

#18880094
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (3588)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

#18880094
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (3588)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

#18860148
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (2090)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:13am - work - by XxJennJennXxX - United States

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (3283) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42535) - you deserved it (3820)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
527 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29992) - you deserved it (53386)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22061) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29139) - you deserved it (3123)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39169) - you deserved it (5516)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States



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