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LaurenLovee
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 484
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About LaurenLovee : I love to dance!

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Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22687) - you deserved it (2347)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37641) - you deserved it (3361)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:20am - health - by Novocain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363107) - you deserved it (401457)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)