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LaurenLo
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  • Number of visits : 4785
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About LaurenLo : Message me if you want, but I may or may not reply

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Visits<b>Wane8822</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:42pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 7:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 8:34pm<b>estroyer9</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 10:54am<b>Nai_Wiley</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 7:14pm<b>aelabed</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 2:40am<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 12:51am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:51pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 12:13pm<b>Linemanmike</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 12:57pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 8:10pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 8:39am<b>shufflyn</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Pokefinch27</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 11:03am<b>k_gils</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 2:03pm<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 8:18pm<b>howie1028</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 3:29pm<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:53am

Fucked!<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:12am<b>desdill</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:05am<b>DJ_Pelco</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 6:08am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 8:14am<b>kingofswedes</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:45am<b>24jfred</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 4:07pm<b>aclark2523</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 8:08pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 9:34am<b>insulinshot</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 1:25am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 4:33pm<b>utrax</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 2:45am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 4:58am<b>Ilikepie82479</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 4:30am<b>tiptoe55</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 5:38pm<b>DJisHere11</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 11:31pm<b>razoray9</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 2:20am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 7:58am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 3:41pm

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LaurenLo's favorite FMLs

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

by thanks a lot mom / 12/28/2014 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML

by MedStudent90 / 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML

by Anonymous / 12/08/2014 at 6:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

by ring-a-ding-ding / 12/06/2014 at 12:18am / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

by weirdthingtosay / 11/21/2014 at 4:56am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids

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Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

by The Selfie Parent / 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Kids

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 7:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

by catt / 10/17/2014 at 4:12pm / Germany (Berlin) / Health

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

by queenmeme / 10/08/2014 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

by mykodu / 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

by heretoserve / 09/27/2014 at 12:22am / United States (Virginia) / Work