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Lauren0911
  • Town/Country : Whowants2know, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 35
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lauren0911 : I love to talk im goofy as anything. I make friends pretty easily. Uhhh yeah I don't know haha

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Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML

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On 02/28/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancakes for her. FML

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165 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Ugh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 2:16pm - kids - by soaked (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked into my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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84 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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On 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm - animals - by Doggotmytongue - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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118 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, my kitten made it snow inside my house using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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105 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:53am - animals - by Ear Invasion - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 2:09am - animals - by deadhammy (man) - United States (California)



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