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LauraTheKiwi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 June 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3818
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41293) - you deserved it (9832)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41293) - you deserved it (9832)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30982) - you deserved it (2254)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35994) - you deserved it (23645)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22308) - you deserved it (1656)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so give it a try to see what it smells like. It's currently the high season, and so I have quite a few clients standing in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

#956
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5382) - you deserved it (18073)

On 01/11/2009 at 6:14am - work - by Xav_Cad - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18334) - you deserved it (5947)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32177) - you deserved it (3244)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22182) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (2497)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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