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Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, lice were found in my hair. At the hair salon. I'm now banned from that salon. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 9:26am - health - by mojolady -
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -
Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -
Today, my Dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by Nearis (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -
Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
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