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Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia
Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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