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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 952
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LateandGreat : Maladaptive daydreamer. FML.

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Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

#19106653
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13970) - you deserved it (29532)

On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

#19106653
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13970) - you deserved it (29532)

On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

#19013496
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14293) - you deserved it (37139)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (2399)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33551) - you deserved it (3038)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28060) - you deserved it (2638)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16290) - you deserved it (34604)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41081) - you deserved it (9742)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14214) - you deserved it (33392)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43864) - you deserved it (4480)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

#18644293
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23705) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/29/2011 at 1:39pm - misc - by tickle spunk - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29684) - you deserved it (21261)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

#18622052
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6985) - you deserved it (48365)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17109) - you deserved it (50314)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

#18603475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23870) - you deserved it (3350)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)



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