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Late_night83
  • Town/Country : Austin, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

#15702397
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (11113)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:01am - health - by FistFighter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

#15635520
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (2414)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by BrisbaneCoop - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23482) - you deserved it (30335)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML

#15341200
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (4007)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML

#15273701
93 comments

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On 03/11/2011 at 9:11am - health - by Pain_intolerant - Canada

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
94 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
39 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

#14830027
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35291) - you deserved it (5906)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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97 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

#14518129
121 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
147 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28037) - you deserved it (4363)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

#13403572
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25779) - you deserved it (4970)

On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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