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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 April 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 370
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LastTourOnEarth : Life sucks, just like the rest of you.

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Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

#2103981
240 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML

#1775796
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17358) - you deserved it (70577)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

#1586580
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13213) - you deserved it (55064)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

#115273
74 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

#70124
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (53197)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)



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