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Today, I stood 4 half an hour in the rain waiting 4 my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". mega FML

#4949959
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (2277)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by soaked (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it an onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike an crash head-first. FML

#4949841
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40138) - you deserved it (7008)

On 08/31/2009 at 8:44am - animals - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Got Written Up At Work Fir Making A Customer Feel Bad. I Made Him Feel Bad By Laughing Uncontrollably At Himhen He Asked If We Sold Real Light Sabers. FML

#4945684
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45701) - you deserved it (13842)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was strolling past an old women wen from beind se called "can u elp me get te rest of te groceries out of te car?" I approaced te car, an elped er un-load bags. Se began itting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". Se was actually asking er son in te car. FML

#4942849
77 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 11:32pm - misc - by LGFLIPSTER (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I had to meet with my landlord to organisehen he was coming to look at my flat and decidehether I get my deposit back. In the time it took to see him... my friend drank a bottle of vodka and vomited all over my room and knocked the window through. My landlord is coming in the morning. FML

#4941541
46 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Robbins (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
242 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today my friend an I were making sandwiches at his house . His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor . The dog snatched it up an ran away with it . I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke an die . It did . FML

#4932229
180 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on the phone with mah little sister as she explaind that all these guys lyk her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell mah sister that at least I was a cuter child, because mah mom laughd and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy u fat kid diapers." FML

#3910940
107 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by fattie4life (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I took a big sniff of a flower in mah garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of mah nose. fat FML

#3909858
40 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 5:32pm - animals - by FlowerPower (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day during some previews before te new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up an led te audience in an entusiastic an rater successful cant ( H-A-R-R-Y! ). Minutes lateren I attempted to do te same ting, I was pelted wit alf-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, an booing. FML

#3897679
206 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 1:54am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

#3897377
74 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WENT INTO A RESTAURANT AND SAT AT A BAR NEAR THREE GUYSHO APPEARED TO BE 19 OR 20. THEY DID NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ME. 15 MINUTES LATER, MAH BURGER ARRIVED. THEY ALL RAN OVER TO ASK ME ABOUT IT. I HAVEN'T BEEN HIT ON IN MONTHS. MY CHEESEBURGER IS MORE ATTRACTIVE TO MEN THAN I AM. FML

#3886225
157 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by Tasty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant with mah extendd family. It was expensive, and when the bill came, I whisperd to mah brother, "We may ned to make this one a Chew and Screw". When the waitress cummd back to the table, mah five year old son decidd to ask aloud "What's Chew and Screw?". FML

#3790073
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7903) - you deserved it (61052)

On 07/15/2009 at 11:53pm - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking to mah mailbox and I fall down and couldn't gat up!! My naighbor walkad by with his dog, took ona look at ma struggling, said "What is wrong with kids thasa days, drunk at 9am" and continuad on!! I couldn't gat up bacausa I am still haaling from a strass fractura in mah hip!!

#3715580
92 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 12:21pm - animals - by notwasted39 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , my mum calld and told me she had bought me a new , white dish washer for my apartment cuz it doesn't have one . I was SO excitd and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could . I only had to pay her $1.25 . She bought me a sponge . FML

#3650725
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (7833)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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