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Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

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On 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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