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- Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at,… Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection… Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.…