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About Lars93 : I'm the best and the worst friend you can have.
so basically I am THAT one friend everybody has.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Friday 26 June 2015