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Lars93

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Lars93

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Lars93 : I'm the best and the worst friend you can have.
so basically I am THAT one friend everybody has.

Lars93's page activity

Visits<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:10pm<b>ValVee92</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:29am<b>IndicaPaincakes</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 11:03pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 5:48pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:30am<b>Isandri</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:12am<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:49pm<b>ayyy_bro</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:22pm<b>chloe24601</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:40pm<b>magicdust95</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:30am<b>MelodySackett123</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:20pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:54pm<b>karma_kicks_back</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 4:02pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:17pm<b>sydmarie98</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:51pm<b>perfect_heart13</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:44pm<b>whalehellothere</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:42pm<b>ohmissjane</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:34am

Fucked!<b>ohmissjane</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 11:36am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:07pm<b>MelodySackett123</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:54pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:31am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:29am<b>myelias25</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:02am<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 10:34am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:17am<b>kylie31</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:02pm<b>ElleHarding2701</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:02pm<b>kitkat818</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:22pm<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:12pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:08am<b>cedougher</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:51pm<b>sprigs_</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:57am<b>melisssa87</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 3:58pm<b>Loveme_Hateme16</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 4:07am<b>vlalam</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 2:49am

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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Lars93's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML

#21449623
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14145) - you deserved it (988)

On 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

#21447824
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22172) - you deserved it (4335)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22517) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65673) - you deserved it (32882)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)



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