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Lars93

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1046
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Lars93 : I'm the best and the worst friend you can have.
so basically I am THAT one friend everybody has.

Lars93's page activity

Visits<b>MelodySackett123</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 6:08am<b>missalyssaxo</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 12:16pm<b>Kittun</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 2:54pm<b>Anushka</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:23am<b>chloeeee6661</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 7:26pm<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 9:45pm<b>sabby7</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 11:53pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 6:03am<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 4:10pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 10:02pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 7:43pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 11:53am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 7:53pm<b>Wingman527</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 5:15pm<b>becca1998</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 2:30pm<b>914smv</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 8:10pm<b>kylie31</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 2:06pm<b>MM100</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 11:05am

Fucked!<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:43am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 1:03pm<b>LauraAnn33</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:30am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:38am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:44am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 9:57am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 1:29am<b>whynotbliss</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 4:27am<b>Anushka</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 9:34am<b>NineeCat</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 1:57am<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 8:16pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 2:53am<b>teapotrevolt</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 1:47am<b>maddie_xo</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 5:08pm<b>Anais457</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 1:49pm<b>MissEmma</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:15pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 3:13am<b>HeidiZiggler</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 8:49pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Lars93's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML

by Anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

by anon / 07/27/2015 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

by wot02 / 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

by nenette / 11/12/2014 at 5:50pm / France / Animals

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

by Brody89 / 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm / United States (Washington) / Animals