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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 855
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Lars93 : I'm the best and the worst friend you can have.
so basically I am THAT one friend everybody has.

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Lars93's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29868) - you deserved it (5313)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32358) - you deserved it (4458)

On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22221) - you deserved it (1653)

On 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26770) - you deserved it (5369)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27263) - you deserved it (2960)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70417) - you deserved it (35714)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

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