Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 09/19/2015 at 5:15pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1444
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Larry01's page activity

Visits<b>doxer</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:18am<b>isabelc</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 7:32am<b>maryoo7</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 9:36pm<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:12am<b>k_bushey</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 7:06pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 4:49pm<b>Justkidding100</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 1:43am<b>Pinto_2015</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 5:19pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 8:00pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 8:49am<b>aishah77</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:29pm<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:30am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:34am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:45am<b>LibertyLife20</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:35am<b>acevango</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:02pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 6:48pm

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 3:36am<b>k_bushey</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 1:06am<b>maria95aa</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:16pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 2:49pm<b>acevango</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 7:05pm<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:53pm<b>cristinewest</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 9:05pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:56pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 2:31pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 9:54pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 6:02am<b>Typicall</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 10:13pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 4:13am<b>flopstar</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:41am<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 4:20am<b>gloewe</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 1:41pm<b>Ashwathi</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 10:55pm<b>life_smh</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 4:32am

Larry01's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of Larry01's badges

Larry01's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52874) - you deserved it (4510)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38379) - you deserved it (3655)

On 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by hairy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45372) - you deserved it (5975)

On 09/26/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by horriblefashionsense (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55820) - you deserved it (6806)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41729) - you deserved it (5306)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52079) - you deserved it (2865)

On 09/05/2013 at 7:02am - animals - by GotMyBitchBack - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49192) - you deserved it (2960)

On 09/03/2013 at 3:50pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML

Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (28727)

On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41130) - you deserved it (7751)

On 08/12/2013 at 6:47pm - misc - by wildwonder808 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63202) - you deserved it (5821)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41098) - you deserved it (3976)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by dareyale (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62399) - you deserved it (4173)

On 07/23/2013 at 3:03pm - love - by Hesintrouble (woman) - United Kingdom

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: