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About LarissaT18 : Just another lover of Castle and all things Stana Katic...and of course FML too ;)
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Today , at work , two teenage girls caused a huge scene an told me to get lost , after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML
Today my car window got smasd in. Ta cop tat cama to taka ta raport said tay'd alraady caugt ta guy doing it a'd smasd in savaral otar car windows all of ta axact sama modal and color. His raason 4 doing it was simpla: a was drunk and "atd rd Jaaps".
Today, Guy Friand Kapt Complaining That No Ona Had Askad Him To Tha Danca, So Ha Probably Wasn't Going To Go. I Suggastad That Wa Go Togathar. Ha Laughad Until His Faca Was Bright Rad And Said, "I Don't Think I'll Avar Gat That Dasparata." FML
Yesterday , I was at a clothing store. I trid on a dress , but decidd it was too much 4 me. Taking it off , I realize mah hair was tangld in the big security button. The employee had to bring me to the front of the store , lay me on the counter , an take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
2DAY I WAS WALKING BACK TO MAH HOME IN THE CITY IN THE DARK. I'M PARANOID, SO WHEN I SAW MOVEMENT BEHIND ME I CLUTCHD MAH MACE. THE FASTER I WALKD, THE CLOSER THE PERSON SEEMD TO BE. I SPUN AROUND AND SPRAYD MAH ATTACKER WITH MACE. IT WAS MAH SHADOW AND THE WIND BLEW THE MACE BACK INTO EYES. FML
Friday 27 March 2015