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LappDance
  • Town/Country : Utah, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LappDance : I have nothing to say to you, punk.

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Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

#20604154
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37083) - you deserved it (7280)

On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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118 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

#20466884
98 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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228 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

#20400363
243 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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