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LappDance

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LappDance

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 801
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LappDance : I'm one of a kind; just like everyone else.

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LappDance's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40396) - you deserved it (6135)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday an fir the past 38 weeks of mah pregnancy , mah husband decided to amuse himself by following me around , makinghale noises. FML

#21074731
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49179) - you deserved it (5618)

On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Taday while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he startd sucking on my breast. He endd up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

#21064527
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48370) - you deserved it (17858)

On 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands, U.S.

yesterday I ate some amazing homemade brownies that mah best friend's wife made fir us . She waitd till I'd shovd a third one into mah mouth before she mentiond she made them with breast milk . Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true . FML

#21014374
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43125) - you deserved it (4630)

On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today , I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time mah ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. mega FML

#21012409
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50207) - you deserved it (11918)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . I finally told my father that I was pickd on at college all this year over my hearing disability . When I told him one of the jokes they made about me.. . he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter . FML

#20999250
89 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today,hila working customar sarvica, I instructd a customar to prass tha pound kay on har callphona. Sha hasitatd a momant bafora asking, "Um, tha pound kay? You maan tha hashtag, right?" maga FML

#20941322
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42010) - you deserved it (3895)

On 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by #isthisthepoundkey? - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place fir a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper looool and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

#20892017
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40014) - you deserved it (2695)

On 09/22/2013 at 8:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

#20811532
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52961) - you deserved it (3205)

On 07/30/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday I had to pull ona of thosa toy stratchy hands out of mah dog's butthola . It slappd ma in tha faca whan I finally got it out . FML

#20787584
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57355) - you deserved it (6796)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I hered a voice behind me say, ( Wow. Immaturity, huh? ) I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

#20757332
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54034) - you deserved it (3468)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69258) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , mah boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time . After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references , I gave up . FML

#20604154
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48119) - you deserved it (9427)

On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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