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Lalalasvegas
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 149
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lalalasvegas : Im sixteen years old. My idiot mouth gets me into alot of ridiculous situations. Would you like to hear a few? ;)

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house I hear him shout "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, come back here!". He was talking to his cat who ran out the door behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27423) - you deserved it (368)

On 08/22/2009 at 11:39am - love - by roostergirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28408) - you deserved it (2987)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103
563 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46747) - you deserved it (127712)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103
563 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46747) - you deserved it (127712)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)



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