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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 August 1993 (21 years)
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About Lalalasvegas : Im sixteen years old. My idiot mouth gets me into alot of ridiculous situations. Would you like to hear a few? ;)

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house I hear him shout "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, come back here!". He was talking to his cat who ran out the door behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35396) - you deserved it (3130)

On 08/22/2009 at 11:39am - love - by roostergirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35080) - you deserved it (4040)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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