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Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML
by suicide / 02/04/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML
by Randy Savage / 02/02/2009 at 11:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
by Noname / 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm / Japan (Fukuoka) / Health
by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight… Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When… Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway.…