About Laker_Fan_24 : Just chillin yo. Basketball for life. Work at Wendy's. With the best girl ever! And if I'm not ballin, chillin, working, or with my girl. I'm fucking shit up on MW3.Gt: o_Syzygy add me if you're good.
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Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML
by suicide / 02/04/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML
by Randy Savage / 02/02/2009 at 11:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
by Noname / 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm / Japan (Fukuoka) / Health
by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy