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LakanNoelle
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LakanNoelle : Umm I like giraffes and pancakes.

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Visits<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 12:03pm<b>n0tamu5ed</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:49am<b>swarm20</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:48pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:48pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 8:10pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:07pm<b>shaar</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:47pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:08am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:49am<b>GENOJAY</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 3:28am<b>JMichael</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 10:29pm<b>M3DIC4T3</b> - the 03/30/2013 at 1:56pm<b>RAGE5119</b> - the 03/22/2013 at 3:21am<b>AfroCircusMan</b> - the 03/18/2013 at 11:39am<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 03/16/2013 at 7:45am

Fucked!<b>swarm20</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:16pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 11:49am

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LakanNoelle's favorite FMLs

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML

#21163612
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43539) - you deserved it (4544)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

#20882660
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28518) - you deserved it (41601)

On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

#20541635
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42175) - you deserved it (15766)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (2825)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

#8875479
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26914) - you deserved it (4284)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML

#7306926
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41692) - you deserved it (2224)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32351) - you deserved it (80354)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)



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