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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 334
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LakanNoelle : Umm I like giraffes and pancakes.

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Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44091) - you deserved it (4583)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29062) - you deserved it (42380)

On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45844) - you deserved it (16939)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27915) - you deserved it (4376)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML


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On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

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