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Laidbackmofo

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Laidbackmofo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1163
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Laidbackmofo : I'm not a normal guy. I am weird and different and I like it that way, for me being normal is too mainstream and in my personal view when your weird life seems to be more enjoyable. If you want to get to know me message me I won't be rude or judge you. I'm a rugby player and track runner. Hakuna Matata

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Laidbackmofo's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (5141)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

#21364131
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24734) - you deserved it (4899)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

#21362632
112 comments

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

#21359968
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (6121)

On 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

#21354562
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31636) - you deserved it (2755)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18676) - you deserved it (35447)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

#21354035
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31226) - you deserved it (3314)

On 02/11/2015 at 11:11am - kids - by maybe? (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31735) - you deserved it (3251)

On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

#21352130
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27362) - you deserved it (3942)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43057) - you deserved it (2740)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

#21349710
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33609) - you deserved it (2972)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML

#21347719
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29991) - you deserved it (3286)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

#21346952
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28155) - you deserved it (3022)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML



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