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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 October 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 27213
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized that the drunk-me delete my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad . Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to loose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine . FML

#6100010
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11981) - you deserved it (45148)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yastarday my family an I want on a picnic in ta park 45 minutas driva away from our ousa . I fall aslaap banaat a traa . Tay laft ma tara . FML

#5645796
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37619) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by walker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the reason mah cloths have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of mah dryer. mega FML

#5541455
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38388) - you deserved it (4794)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I woke up from a nap on ma new bd to see ma pone lit up wit new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out ma new bd?" as a mass text wile I was asleep to every boy in ma pone. Mark will be ere in an our , Jon wants to know wat I'm wearing , an ma ex's new grlfriend is not amusd. FML

#5378920
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (3460)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PULLED UP NEXT TO MAH BOYFRIEND AT A STOPLIGHT . HE WAS IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR . REAL FML

#3929849
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52048) - you deserved it (5801)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, an have nothing planned out 4 myself. FML

#2282395
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19922) - you deserved it (45101)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by drurbanXVII (man) - United States (Florida)



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