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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 October 1984 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 27081
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

#6100010
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11896) - you deserved it (44955)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87567) - you deserved it (14637)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

#5645796
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37416) - you deserved it (3342)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by walker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML

#5541455
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38196) - you deserved it (4785)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

#5378920
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36048) - you deserved it (3340)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

#3929849
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51812) - you deserved it (5781)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

#2282395
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19831) - you deserved it (44943)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by drurbanXVII (man) - United States (Florida)



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