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2day Mah Sister Lost A Leg. Immediately After Hereing The News , Mah Boyfriend Started Cracking Jokes About Getting Her A Job At IHOP. Mega FML

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murderd my great-grandfather. FML


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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer,ho 4 ten minutes blamd the incident of shifting weather patterns that signald the return of Jesus,ho was as she explaind, upset about the abortion rates in America an President Obama!! FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 6:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I went to get spray tan before semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of feet as instructed I went in the booth an began to start the tanning session. I lost balance an fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by tan disaster - United States (Massachusetts)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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