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by mariet / 02/11/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Health
by cantstoplaughing / 10/06/2010 at 12:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML
by Anonymous / 04/08/2009 at 6:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
by tan disaster / 02/27/2009 at 6:09pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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