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LadyOko
  • Town/Country : America
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34727) - you deserved it (4080)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

#19011157
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21693) - you deserved it (1834)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

#19009363
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18899) - you deserved it (5966)

On 02/06/2012 at 10:32am - misc - by haileypaige123 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25720) - you deserved it (2100)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25957) - you deserved it (3312)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

#19007190
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27056) - you deserved it (1916)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18102) - you deserved it (5285)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

#19002086
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16747) - you deserved it (4310)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18940) - you deserved it (5697)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

#19001319
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23118) - you deserved it (2980)

On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16916) - you deserved it (2175)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16916) - you deserved it (2175)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

#18969254
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28840) - you deserved it (3343)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (3345)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (2425)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom



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