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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 December 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

#19188547
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8244) - you deserved it (28057)

On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25820) - you deserved it (1982)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (4076)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML

#19097249
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23699) - you deserved it (2629)

On 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm - kids - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

#19094403
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (8989)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm - kids - by TiredMom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30188) - you deserved it (4419)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36729) - you deserved it (3740)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I found out that driving for 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean my truck magically got more efficient, it means my gas gauge is broken. FML

#19092080
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11008) - you deserved it (27706)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Kramer - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19899) - you deserved it (4112)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

#19066178
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (4147)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

#19040540
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7332) - you deserved it (24142)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24366) - you deserved it (18754)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

#19016945
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24954) - you deserved it (2775)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)



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