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LadyLelan

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1974 (40 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LadyLelan : "Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes."

Utterly allergic to people devoid of common sense or living in cloud-cuckoo land.

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Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41528) - you deserved it (6289)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML



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