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About LadyLelan : "Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes."
[ William Gibson ]
Utterly allergic to people devoid of common sense or living in cloud-cuckoo land.
[PS: I have borrowed these great pics from the Roadkill T-shirts website. If you like them, please credit their work and, why not, buy a t-shirt from them.]
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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML
Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML
Friday 26 September 2014