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LadyLelan

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LadyLelan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1974 (40 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 834
  • Number of comments : 312
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LadyLelan : 40-year-old chick, who's endured too much shit in her life to take any more from anyone.

Will shoot on sight any drama llama. With a cast iron pan. Twice.

LadyLelan's page activity

Visits<b>cr7madridista</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:01pm<b>CGibson18</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:56pm<b>Sammy_rawrr</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:45am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 10:54pm<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:02pm<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:52am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:07am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:25pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:34am<b>bsw921</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 4:45pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 11:19pm<b>mergeterge</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:58am<b>rachelfromtarget</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 3:59am<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:13pm<b>NoWeeniesAllowed</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:10pm<b>Cassandra2015</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:06pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:45pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:54pm

Fucked!<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 5:43pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:01pm<b>kawaii666</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:15pm<b>SPFINATOR1993</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 3:15am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 3:57am<b>colton200456</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 7:35am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 4:54pm

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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LadyLelan's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41756) - you deserved it (11647)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41747) - you deserved it (6308)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML



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