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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1974 (41 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1115
  • Number of comments : 368
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LadyLelan : 41-year-old chick, who's endured too much shit in her life to take any more from anyone.

Will shoot on sight any drama llama. With a cast iron pan. Twice.

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Visits<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 4:55pm<b>CaptMacLeod</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 10:10pm<b>kinsmas</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 4:13pm<b>rchjr2106</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 5:50am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 9:37am<b>ZombieGirl0417</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 11:22am<b>SPFINATOR1993</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:23am<b>coraline123c</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 10:51pm<b>Bigfabthetruth52</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 7:57am<b>doodlebug13</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 7:27am<b>ahmadmuneer</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 12:00am<b>PrincessZelda_HR</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 2:32pm<b>DamnedSpitfire</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 3:03am<b>CrispyBacon69</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 12:24am<b>billboob</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 4:20am<b>AllyJo1231</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 5:45pm<b>Indecisionx</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 9:39pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:57pm

Fucked!<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:55pm<b>doodlebug13</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 1:32pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:09pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:50pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 8:49am<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 4:09pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:42pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:37am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 5:43pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:01pm<b>kawaii666</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:15pm<b>SPFINATOR1993</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 3:15am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 3:57am<b>colton200456</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 7:35am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 4:54pm

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LadyLelan's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45030) - you deserved it (12501)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44667) - you deserved it (6646)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

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