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LacrosseMike
  • Town/Country : St.Louis, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LacrosseMike : I play lax

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Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

#174723 (39)

I agree, your life sucks (9997) - you deserved it (36689)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm - misc - by jazojigga (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (44475) - you deserved it (11153)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)