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Lacalema
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Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25370) - you deserved it (2062)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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514 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

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170 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML

#13648251
69 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
365 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
515 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)



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