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LaLince

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LaLinceLaLince
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2946
  • Number of comments : 399
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About LaLince : Life is great!

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LaLince's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1019 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74385) - you deserved it (768481)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1214482) - you deserved it (127482)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
788 comments

I agree, your life sucks (815057) - you deserved it (89198)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244542) - you deserved it (82525)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49086) - you deserved it (15166)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31149) - you deserved it (3252)

On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29542) - you deserved it (1967)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45024) - you deserved it (11981)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version



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