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LaLince

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3815
  • Number of comments : 409
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About LaLince : Life is great!

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Visits<b>Sanerai</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 8:50am<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 2:49pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 12:03am<b>Howardthegoose</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 4:41pm<b>happypenguins</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 1:24pm<b>Sir_Mitchell15</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 6:03am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:21am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:56am<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 6:03pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 9:55pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 12:02pm<b>fraankiexx</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:10am<b>sa5v</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:15pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 7:50pm<b>HRTreatman</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:14pm<b>BigL99</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 5:11pm<b>countryb_cth</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 2:56pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 4:50pm

Fucked!<b>Sanerai</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 2:50pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 6:03am<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:25am<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 3:55am<b>apineapple</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 4:29pm<b>BigL99</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 11:11pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 1:19pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:00pm<b>andreamarie_695</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 11:59am<b>coyotefox</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 10:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 1:37am<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 8:05am

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LaLince's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

by pissfaced / 01/02/2010 at 8:41am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous

Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one he responded with, "that's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML

by m / 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm / United States / Love

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

by bluehairedfreakgirl / 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

by Jerrrr / 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

by soontobedivorced / 04/19/2009 at 12:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

by gentileman / 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

by thankskimi / 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

by unemployed / 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

by Noname / 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health