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LaFemmeQuiRit
  • Town/Country : France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20650) - you deserved it (4578)

On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5582) - you deserved it (16070)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21652) - you deserved it (10108)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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On 05/26/2012 at 7:06am - kids - by Never Work With Animals or Children (woman) - United States (California)



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