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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
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