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LaColombianita

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LaColombianitaLaColombianita
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7282
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LaColombianita : Hello there 😃 I'm Karly. Have a nice day! ✌

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LaColombianita's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29905) - you deserved it (13166)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

#21340484
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27874) - you deserved it (2273)

On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

#21334630
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28581) - you deserved it (2079)

On 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm - work - by sadlrana121 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

#21330766
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26096) - you deserved it (3286)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

#21330094
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (1793)

On 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36881) - you deserved it (8223)

On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

#21328540
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30310) - you deserved it (3040)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a road trip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

#21328432
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27669) - you deserved it (4414)

On 01/01/2015 at 3:52am - misc - by sandwhiched - United States (California)

Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML

#21328278
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40912) - you deserved it (3230)

On 01/01/2015 at 12:47am - love - by Proposal Fail - United States (New York)

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

#21323182
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34145) - you deserved it (3717)

On 12/24/2014 at 9:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

#21321894
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33683) - you deserved it (6163)

On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

#21317143
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35630) - you deserved it (4343)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

#21301160
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33441) - you deserved it (2695)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML

#21298678
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35433) - you deserved it (2596)

On 11/13/2014 at 10:39pm - money - by PPP - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

#21297687
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45951) - you deserved it (5131)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States



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